WARNING: Warlah mode si Jeangrey

Bakakon ka, Liar, evil ka!!

Bakakon ka, Liar, evil ka!

Naglagot ko nimo..kasabot ka?

Ingon ka mo-text ka..asa naman?

Niputi na akong mata..pinaabot sa imong butbot!

Nahurot na akong pasensya...

Hapit na mubuto ang Mt. Etna!!!

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Tawo pa ka? Pag-chur oi...

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